Sláinte Farms Universe

ANCIENT ORDERS

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.

Ancient legends. Farmyard mythology. Timeless stories.

Ancient Orders

Legends Never Really Leave.

Some myths explain the world. Others explain why the dog is chasing the rain god across the pasture.

The Ancient Orders Collection blends Irish heritage, Egyptian mythology, Mayan legend, and Sláinte Farms humor.

From Anubis placing breakfast orders for Ra to Chaak trying to escape across the farm, every design imagines old gods meeting honest food.

Because some traditions deserve to be remembered—and laughed about.

Featured Designs

Stories You Can Carry With You

Sustain the Sun

Keep the sunrise on schedule.

Chasing Chaak

Even gods can't outrun Anubis.

Anubis-Ra Breakfast Order

Breakfast worthy of the sun god.

Anubis B

Guardian of breakfast.

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Discover every design inspired by myth, history, ancient gods, and the Sláinte Farms universe.

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Every Collection Tells Another Story

Some stories are about pirates. Some are about pigs. Some begin in the henhouse. Others start around a campfire after a long day on the fireline. No matter where you begin, another corner of the Sláinte Farms universe is waiting.

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